President Donald J. Trump has recently announced his plans to roll out his extreme vetting at the Honolulu International Airport for foreign tourists.
This came about after a report surfaced that found that foreign tourists were becoming extremely upset with the taste of poi at local luaus. Some of the tourists were presidents of international finance organizations and are threatening to raise interest rates on money they lend to the U.S., which will in turn affect our U.S. lending markets.
The taste of poi could cause 30-year fixed rate mortgages to jump as high as 9% by the end of March.
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